ALL IN A DAYS WORK- PART 2

So the waiter comes & we decide to place the orders
Levin: One masala paapad & let the paapad be roasted.
Kevin: One chicken manchow soup.
Sudeep: One bottle of cold bisleri.
Waiter: *thinking to himself * "Wa marler,Ninkampoops" & then out loud "sorry sir none of that is available,I can give u all a plate of meals with the fish of your choice
Everyone says "ok" in unison.
Rohit: Shmucks!
Levin: What?
Rohit: Nevermind
Sunny: So what plans next?
Ryan: Beach! But after around 5 ok
Sunny: Yeah Virgin beach ok
Kevin: Why is it called VIRGIN beach?
Levin: *grins* Coz I've never been on it.
Kevin: Huh?
Rohit: Nevermind
The food arrives.Btw Anil is still here.He's just making his presence felt by not being there.
Ryan: This is too damn spicy.
Sudeep : Now laugh, when I asked for bisleri all thought that it was a joke
Kevin: This fish tastes like potato
Rohit: Shmuck...That is potato.The fish is in the other plate
Kevin: Oh...huhuhuhuh scooby doo huhuhuhuhu....
Levin: *out loud* You spin my head right round, rightround when you go down....
Sudeep: *out loud* Lovers live longer, lovers live right...
A kid at the next table looks at both of them & starts crying
Kevin: I wish Anuroop was here.I miss him so much & then thinks to himself "I think the bill will be about 700 bucks which means ill have to pay aorund 100 bucks"
Sudeep : Im just happy coz Rohit is here
Rohit doesnt exactly know what that means so he just pretends not to have heard it.He's always been wary of Sudeeps feelings for him
Sunny: This Anjaal is really good men.I think they get it from bunder blah blah blah....
Lunch takes an eternity & just as Ryan wanted they all reached the beach around 5.
Sudeep: Take off your clothes guys, lets play in the water
Kevin: shi shi...im not comin.Right now the winds are blowing towards us at around 60 miles per hour,the tide seems a lil high, the water is dirty so its dangerous & most importantly I havent bought spare undies.
Sudeep: You can wear mine.
Nobody still knows whether he was serious or joking coz with Sudeep you never know.
Kevin: *seriously* "Yours will be too big for me"
So the 5 of them minus Kevin in to the water.Rohit taught everyone how to ride a wave.When everyone said that they had mastered it they decided to give it a go.A huge wave-123 jump-splutter splutter-backup-a quick scan to see if everyone was still there.They were,all except Sudeep who was on the shore with is face buried in the sand still shouting "Im fine Im fine"
An hour later all are relaxing on the shore playing a game of uno.
Ryan: Remember the bbq party at AUNTY's PLACE?Wasnt that just awesome
Kevin: Yeah Anuroop was there
Ryan: Didnt you try to go & sleep with him at that night?
Kevin: Yeah man...He kicked me when I went & slept next to him,its still paining.All i wanted to do was sleep coz there was no other place.
Sunny: Levin dont cheat.
Anil: Yeah Laveena was also there, I wonder where she is now.
Kevin: She's in dubai man, she broke up with her guy & went there to work.Her sister is still here studying in Aloysius.She's going around with that guy Jason.He's your neighbour Ryan, You dont know him?
Ryan: No
Rohit stares blanky at Kevin not knowing what to say.
Ryan: Im hungry.
Sudeep: That ************ turned out to be such a w****e man
Levin: Yeah she's like a doorknob :-D
Kevin: Why?
Levin: *grinning* Coz everybody gets a turn.
Kevin: Whats the connection?
Anil: Uno
Rohit: Didnt you still get what Levin meant?
Sunny: Damn...The stupid sand went into my eyes.
Kevin: Damn...I forgot to say Uno.
Levin : Damn...i forgot how to play the game.
Ryan: I win! (Coz its my story)
Levin: Im triple K....Killer, Kamina & 3rd one which I cant remember
Ryan: Lets freshen up & head to Howzzat
Levin: Tonights Gonna be a good night.....wooooohhhoooooo
Kevin: Stop acting like a F****r & act like a CA....Oh sorry you still arent one no huhuhuhuhuhu
HOWZZZATT 10:30 PM
Levin:*screaming* "WWAAAADDDDUUPPP! Im high on life people!.Im triple K....Killer, Kameena & the 3rd one which i still dont remember"
Ryan: Damn...Tonights gonna be a long night
Kevin: Hey Sharon's here
Anil: Who's that
Rohit: Dont even dare to start,enough for 1 day
Kevin: She's my cousin
'OH' said everyone embarassed
Levin: screams all of a sudden "Im KHULLA SAAND!!!! That was the 3rd K, though now i forgot the 1st two!"
Tang: Levin your friends are such pussies man.
The night turns into early morning....There's crazy dancing, there's heavy drinking,there's flirting, there r lectures( Levins drunken relationship lectures that somehow I end up getting), there's puking, there's cursing....And finally when everyone is back home lying on their beds tired & sleepy, there's one thought going on in each ones mind -" Those guys might be totally crazy, but they are truly awesome!" :-)........
DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS -Levin, Sudeep, Kevin, Rohit Anil & Sunny
1)A special thanks to TANG for his guest appearance.
2)If I've hurt anyones feelings, it was intentional
3)Coming soon -Catwoman saga & Pimpry ban gaya gentleman.

All In A Days Work- Part 1

I was sitting all by myself (for reasons known only to a few) when I suddenly    wondered "what would happen if all our gang members were present at the same time" Coz right now we dont seem to be able to get everyone together at the same time. Well I guess it would be something like this
7:00AM(Sunday morning)
Levin: WAAAAAAAADDDDUUUPPPP!Dude wake up,wat you doin in bed so long?
Ryan: (still in bed) huh? Who is this?
Levin: You fu***r, Its me,get your lazy ass out of bed,lets have a guys day out today,a day of fun, a day of party!!!
Ryan: (Still dazed)"Is this Levin?"
Levin:Yeah you fu***r.....  are you all set to chiggy wiggy?
Ryan: Dude, its sunday.Lets just all sit at home & relax.
Levin: Get ready in half an hour,we'll pick you up.
(Levin to Kevin)
Levin: Fu***r what you doin? We are havin an all day party.Get ready
Kevin: Fu***r you only. I cant get ready so soon,Im cleaning my car.
Levin:How long will it take?
Kevin: One & a half hour
Levin: WTF! I dont even take that long to have a bath for a week put together!I dont care.Come home in half an hour or else we'll leave you & go
(Levin to Sunny)
Levin: Dude we are gonna have an all day party today.
10 minutes later Sunny is at Levins place
(Ryan to Sudeep)
Ryan:Hey Levin said that we're having an all day party,Asked me to inform you.Get ready
Sudeep: Ill be ready in 2 minutes dude.Ill come to your place,we'll go in my car!
One n half hour later-still no sign of him
(Ryan to Rohit)
Ryan:Hey Rohit it seems we are having a day out
Rohit: Did he say where?I have no issues,I jus have some work to be done & after that we are good to go
(Levin to Anil)
Levin: Pinto...WAAAADDDUUPPP.....We are having a day spend.
Anil:Yeah cool,Ill just have to tell at home that I have to go to Kerala on work.
2 hours later finally in the car...
Levin:WWWAAAADDDuUUUpp ppl! Lets party!
Rohit:Where are we going
Levin: Oktober fest for a day!!! Wooooooohooooo
Kevin: Yeah awesome even though I didnt understand what you just said.
Sudeep: Its now or never....come hold me tight, kiss me my darling, be mine tonight.
Levin: Do you think we should've called some girls along?
Ryan:Yeah I think you should've coz everytime Tang sees the 3 of us together he goes into the Kela song.
Kevin:huhhuhuhhu scooby dooby dooo oo huhuhhuhu

Rohit: ok you dimwits before we end up spending the morning in the car I propose that we go to the zoo in the morning, beach in the evening & hit the club at night

Kevin: Rohit said "propose" huhuhuh scoobydooby doooo huhuh

Sunny: We'll go to Virgin Beach!!!!
Sudeep: Tujhe kaalen re virgin virgin
Levin: I know you want me, You know I want ya....I know you want meeeeeee...
Sudeep:We should've called that girl Michelle
Anil:Who's that?
Kevin:She's that fair girl man, stays in urva, Lawrence Lobos daughter, wears all deep clothes n all, her boyfriend was that Tony.Now he left her & is running behind Janet.Janet is Chris's sister, she was in your college only, 1 yr junior, how come you dont know.
Rohit just stares with is mouth wide open...Database is undoubtedly up to date
Levin:Lets all dress up as different animals & go to the zoo
Kevin:You dress up as a CA...Oh sorry you still arent one no
Rohit: He'll dress up as a cock
Sudeep: Ill dress up as Kevin
Anil: What rubbish,I dont want any of my relatives to see me there dressed up like a weirdo.Lets just go normally.
Ryan:Lets not go to the zoo, it'll be hot there & my skin is too sensitive, Ill get sunburnt.
Kevin:Yabbbaa...huhuhuhuhu scooby dooooo huhuhuh....
Finally we somehow reach the zoo...
Pictures are taken.Rohit being the all knowledgeable one gives all the explanations.Kevin keeps laughing,Ryan is afraid of the snake pit.Sunny as usual is very interested & watches & listens keenly.Anil is quiet.Sudeep keeps saying that the Tigers in US are much better & that ******* is a bitch. Levin keeps wondering why there arent any chicks around.Sunny wants to know why some tigers are white & some are yellow.The word tiger reminds Ryan about someone special.Rohit is totally busy clicking pics wid his Nikon, Anil seems busy on the phone texting someone, dont know who...actually we all know who.Kevin & Sudeep are busy comparing US & Australian bears. Sudeep says that the US bears are "Uniquely masculine with a hint of feminity sometimes grothesque but very amicable". Kevin doesnt understand a word. He replies saying "Australian bears are big & black in color".Levin tells everyone that the he read in the papers today that the tigers in assam are extinct which according to him is some kind of a co-incidence.All are exhausted within 2 hours coz we arent exactly the fittest guys around.Our idea of work is sitting & planning out a party.                                                                   
Sudeep:Where do we go for lunch?
Kevin:Abhiman
Sunny: Dinky Dine
Rohit:Meena's
Ryan:Village
Anil:Summer Castle
Levin: Bluewaters
Obviously you know which one is ignored 1st.
So Meena's it is to have some fish & mainly coz its our boss Rohit's suggestion.
This is what everyone is seriously thinking....
Rohit:"These morons will do anything I say."
Kevin:"Thank God we are going to Meena's or else these people order the seafood platter & salads in other restaurants & make me pay,I know Im an  Australian & that I have lotsa money but I need to save it for my flat screen tv & BMW"
Levin:"Meena's? WTF..... This Meena better be one hot chick so that going there would be worthwhile
Ryan "I wonder what Anil is thinking"
Anil "Blank"
Sudeep: "Im come from US & these fools are making me eat in a gooodangadi"
Sunny : "Im gonna have anjaal fry"
So we all head to Meena's & sit down for a nice meal.
END OF PART 1.....PART 2 COMING SOON
P.S- 1)ALL CHARACTERS OTHER THAN 6 MAIN PROTAGONISTS ARE FICTIONAL.ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A PERSON LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY CO-INCIDENTAL

2)"huhuhuhu scoobydooby dooo huhuhu" is Kevins laugh(For all those who dont know that)

3)Places mentioned here arent fictional :-P

4)Pictures are only to show you who the protagonists are.

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New York - More Than A Movie

I went to watch the movie NEW YORK thinking it would be one of those masala entertainers & ofcourse coz Katrina was there in it too. I mean who woulnt want to see her on the huge screen.  The movie didnt end up being one of those brainless entertainers but one of the most thought provoking movies ever. A total moneys worth.        

Halfway through the movie when you listen to John narrating the torture he had to go through in those "detention camps" makes you cringe. I've read a lot of this in Friedrich Forsyth & John Grisham's books but to actually see it being potrayed on the screen makes it seem much much more brutal.



Which brings me to the  controversial thought which we all had when we came out of the theatre. Was terrorism justified if those so called terrorists were subjected to such inhuman torture? Mind you i know this was a movie but the fact remains that stuff like this happens all the time. Everyone knows about the infamous Guantanamo Bay. Is it fair to put innocent people through such agony & then let them go for the "lack of evidence"?

You just cant expect a normal human being to forget it all. You are cruisin down the street in your car & suddenly a policeman stops & asks you for your liscene which you dont have one you. He asks you to pay the fine. Dont you just get so so so wild with him. Dont you abuse him once you are at a safe distance from him? Imagine being tortured & treated worse than an animal for a considerbale lenght of time. Will you smile & accept the fact that they are "sorry"? Wont you harbour so much hate that you'd wanna do the same thing that was dished out to you? Its they who create the terrorists & then fight them! Not all of them but a lot of them. Terrorism has no place here & Im in no ways justifying it BUT every terrorist out there isnt someone who was born a terrorist.                                     

My only question of interest would be "would you have been happy if the Sameer in the movie had pressed the button & triggered the bomb"? :-)

List of the Torrents Sites

Here's a list of the all the torrent sites. The choice is endless :-) Note that I havent put them in any particular order. Will re arrange them according to the order of preference at a later date. For now check them out & judge for yourself. I've provided direct links to them so that you can click on them to visit the sites.

For those who dont know how to use torrents, refer my other post: ALL ABOUT TORRENTS in this same category

1) Isohunt

2) Demonoid.com

3) The Piratebay

4) Bitsoup

5) Torrentz.com

6) Btjunkie

7) Btmon

8 ) Extratorrent.com

9) Torrenttyphoon.com

10) Torrent Pond

11) Torrentreactor.to

12) Torrentbox

13) Youtorrent.com

14) Mininova

15) Meganova

16) Torrents.to

17) Torrentportal

18) Torrentscan.com

19) Torrentmatrix.com

20) Bittorrent.com

All About Torrents - Download Movies

A lot of my friends have been asking me about how to download movies through torrents. I always end up explaining the same thing over & over again. So I thought that Ill just write the whole thing down so that it can be a one time thing. Ill keep this real simple without talking about the P2P stuff & all the other unnecessary details. Let’s just make it real easy so that any beginner(like me) can start downloading quality movies without any hassles.

The 1^st step involved is downloading a “client”. Now a client is like an agent, a sort of a middle man so to say between the movies & you. This client has to be downloaded & is in fact a simple but a very key step which decides how all your downloads will go about. Now there are a number of clients from which you can choose. According to my order of preference they would be:

1. u torrent


2. Vuze(formerly Azureus)


3. Bitcomet


4. Bitlord.

I was a big fan of Vuze until recently but now u torrent is the leading client for various reasons. One is it is very lightweight, downloading it takes less than a minute & it has a very easy to use interface. I’ve given the links to all the 4 clients so you don’t have to go searching for them, just click on the names of whichever you want from above. Once you’ve done that save the file. Click on the saved file, RUN it which in turn will install it. There you’re done with it. Forget this for the time being.

Now coming to the fun part, the movies. Again if I give you the names of the major sites:

1. Isohunt.com


2. Btjunkie.org


3. Mininova.org


4. Piratebay.com.

Now I don’t mind you choose any of these sites coz these are the very best. You can get virtually anything on these sites. All the sites have the same format. Click on any…. Again all the links are here so you can click on them here itself. Once you’ve entered the site, type in the name of the movie you want. You’ll get a whole lotta results. The trick now is to select the right one to download. Here’s how you can decide which ones to select:

1. Torrents usually having the names Axxo, Klaxxon, Fxg are quality stuff, the very best you can get.


2. Always check the comments…. These will tell you whether the torrent is worth the download. Go by the majority vote


3. Check the seeders & leechers. Seeders are people who’ve already downloaded the entire movie & are sharing it , leechers are people who are still downloading the movie. Leechers share too.

See that the torrent you’ve selected has a good number of seeders. Once you’ve chosen the right torrent, click on download torrent, save it to your desktop. Right click on the saved icon & select the open with option & choose the name of the client you’ve downloaded. If you’ve downloaded u torrent, select open with utorrent & the movie starts downloading automatically for you! Enjoy your movies!

P.S- Here's a list of all the torrent movie sites- Movies

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